Free iPods for everyone!

Oh, wait, not everyone. just students. Damn you Apple.

Apple has a new promotion for 'Back to School' (didn't school just let out?) whereby the elitist, overprivileged spawns of the working class can get a free iPod Touch with the purchase of a portable Mac.

Macbooks, the Air and the Pro all apply. Not too bad, considering that a Macbook runs around $1000 and a Touch about $300. You could probably sell it to someone or maybe trade it for a snazzy new hooka!