Innuendo Sunday: Mighty Mouse ball massage…

Picture this: One day I was happily surfing away in Safari when suddenly and without warning, my wireless Mighty Mouse was nolonger scrolling back up the page. What? I tried several times.. Hmm. I can scroll down, but not up! What’s up with that? I thought maybe the mouse was having a nervous break-down or something so I power cycled it. No difference. Hmm.. So then, remembering how I used to clean the balls of mice at their bottom sides before, I came up with a plan to fix this without going to Apple, and sure enough, it worked. No more problematic balls here!

PROCEDURE: THE GENTLE ZORRO STROKE

Still here? Well get out your credit cards, close the blinds and read on!