Quiz: Web site or prescription drug?

Sometimes it's hard to tell in todays crazy, mixed-up world what's in a name.

Is that bizarre new word you heard on the bus a Web site that allows you to show pictures of your cat and tell the world what cute thing it and your significant other did today, or is it a prescription drug that helps you cope with the fact that your partner has left you and your cat died of starvation (because it was allergic to ramen noodles and Mountain Dew) and nicotine exposure?

Hopefully this little refresher quiz will help you cope. Hover over the answer to see what the dealio, in fact, is.

PS: I worked hard on this, so read it, damnit.

  1. Cloob
    Web site: popular in Iran. Would have been a great name for an RX to treat blood clots...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloob
  2. Habbo
    Web site: one of the largest in the world. How sad is it that it couldn't have been some kind of impulse control drug? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Habbo
  3. Yaz
    Drug: birth control - ask your Mom, as she probably would have wished it existed when you were conceived... http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/yaz.htm
  4. Migente
    Web site: Spanish language Has an ED feel to it though, yes?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MiGente.com
  5. Lyrica
    Drug: used to treat pain. No Foo Fighters lyrics, sorry.http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/lyrica.htm
  6. Actos
    Drug: used to treat diabetes - not a community for thespians.http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/pioglit.htm
  7. Passado
    Web site: general discussion site, not a kidney stone treatment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passado
  8. Plaxo
    Web site: aimed at business contacts, not a heart plaque treatment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaxo
  9. Mobic
    Drug: used to treat inflamations. http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/mobic.htm
  10. Orkut
    Web site: owned by Google. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkut
  11. Nexium
    Drug: used to treat, evidently, haertbrun and stomach acid. Awesome. http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/esomeprazole.htm
  12. Soma
    Drug: used to treat muscle injuries. No, it has nothing to do with The Strokes.http://fdb.rxlist.com/drugs/drug-12153-Soma+Oral.aspx?drugid=12153&drugname=Soma+Oral
  13. Sinemet
    Drug: used to treat Parkinsons disease. Looks like SinaNET though, which would be a great name for a porn site.http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/sinemet.htm
  14. Youmeo
    Web site: UK based site. Yet another wasted ED treatment opportunity.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youmeo
  15. Jaiku
    Web site: Another Google site! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaiku
  16. Chantix
    Drug: used to treat smoking addictions. http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/chantix_pi.htm
  17. Mixx
    Web site: News, links and pictures. http://www.mixx.com/
  18. Bahu
    Web site: for people under 25. Yeah, right. http://www.bahu.com/
  19. Concerta
    Drug: used to treat ADD and ADHD. Too bad, could have made a great ticket purchasing site... http://fdb.rxlist.com/drugs/drug-19857-CONCERTA+Oral.aspx?drugid=19857&drugname=CONCERTA+Oral

  20. Cymbalta
    Drug: used to treat depression. Ha! You thought it was a music site, didn't you, loser. No wonder you'll never amount to anything. You should kill yourself now and save everyone from your stupidity. Nah, just kidding!http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic/cymbalta.htm

Well, how did you do? Are you a drug addict or a shut in nerd that should try some drugs to assist you with your crippling real world social awkwardness?

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