“Why Mac sucks!”
Well, I give up. After reading the article below, I feel absolutely eviscerated by my choice of computing platforms. Point by point, the author of the article simply tears apart the ‘myth of Mac’ – quite frankly I think there is no compelling reason for Apple to continue manufacturing computers at all. In fact, I demand that the board of directors immediately commit harakiri on the steps of Microsoft headquarters.
I bow before the highly detailed and incredibly well documented deconstruction of ‘Mac’ fallacies laid out by the author of the article. May he be blessed for showing us the way.
Some of you might look at this and consider it blasphemous to even say such a thing. Many of you will have bought into the crap those silly commercials have pushed on you, and snort in contempt at my allegations. This is a byte by byte deconstruction of all things Macintosh. This is a straight up clinical, apples to apples showdown of all Mac products vs their respectve competing technologies. The goal is to destroy the myth of Mac, and help you choose technologies based on facts. This will hopefully provide the information you need to drop those silly kids toys, and come and play with the big boys.
Enjoy your new found freedom, you smug Mac losers.
PS: There is no content or argument in the article. It’s a headline and then a quote from answers.com – yet there is page after page of fawning comments extolling the virtues of Windows vs. Mac. Infinite monkey theorem strikes again.
